lady_sarai

lady_sarai: ....O_o Watching an episode of Cold Case--there was a hand in a freezer.
xenokattz: WOMAN IN A FRIDGE!
lady_sarai: I think it was a man's, though. and JUST THE HAND, eep! Where's the rest of him?! I don't think I want to know!
xenokattz: IN THE SOUP!!!!
lady_sarai: O_O
xenokattz: ...
xenokattz: I'm sorry
lady_sarai: THAT'S where your brain went?!
lady_sarai: ::flail::
xenokattz: ...
xenokattz: yes
lady_sarai: .....
xenokattz: um
lady_sarai: I don't think there are words for this.
xenokattz: I don't think I have any excuses
xenokattz: please tell me there isn't actually a soup pot somewhere
lady_sarai: I don't see one.
lady_sarai: Thankfully!
xenokattz: >.>
xenokattz: <.<
lady_sarai: ...where is your brain going NOW?
xenokattz: they ate it already. it tasted like chicken.
lady_sarai: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
xenokattz: Then the ground up the bones to turn into fertilizer for the memorial tree
xenokattz: *cough*
lady_sarai: I am posting this conversation to LJ. This is your punishment.
lady_sarai: O_O GYAH
xenokattz: I'm Katt, your student nurse for tonight
xenokattz: :D
lady_sarai: ::laughs:: deargodsaveme!
xenokattz: i'm here to see to your comfort and health needs!
lady_sarai: and come up with imaginative ways to hide your body!
xenokattz: *gasp* No!
xenokattz: I don't come up with this stuff, I just..
xenokattz: um..
xenokattz: I just come up with this stuff, I don't follow through!
xenokattz: ...
xenokattz: damn
lady_sarai: ......
xenokattz: It's a good thing I write under a pseudonym
lady_sarai: I don't really know what to say to that. I think you're right about that, though.
xenokattz: I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed of this conversation.
lady_sarai: Proud? Vaguely disturbed?
xenokattz: yes?
lady_sarai: Own it, Katt. It makes for excellent fic plottings.
xenokattz: YES
xenokattz: Stephen King does not bow his head!